Cold #2

You know those people who say, "I'm never sick?"

I used to be one of them.

I was honest. I can't say that anymore, honestly.

So to all those people who come to the office hacking and sniffing I say, "STAY HOME!" To that lady at Safeway last night in her pajamas who looked pathetically ill with a big red nose
breathing all over the dairy case,

I say, "YOU SUCK!" (sorry I try to keep this kid friendly but I'm mad)

I feel gross. Look yucky. Sound ridiculous.

Sniff.