Monday, March 26

One tube...two uses

Lucky me.
I inherited baggy eyes.
Even when I get a full 8 hours of sleep
my eyes tell a sleepy story.
My granny had 'em. Dad does too.
How happy was I when I learned the secrets of the beauty queens?
Dab a lil Prep H under the eye.
It's a cure all.
Do you know what the stuff's real purpose is?
I do. Don't have those problems.
Anymore.
I know, TMI.
But let's face it friends, babies do
ridiculous things to your
booty body.
It's Monday and I ran out of my fave elixer.
Took a trip to the local drugstore.
As the kind gal was ringing up my purchase
I decided to be friendly 
and share my tip. 
"I love this stuff, works better than cucumbers."
She nodded and gave me a very confused look with her
very enlarged eyes.
As I gathered my purchase, I realized I never mentioned
the bags were under my eyes.
And laughed at myself, all the way home.

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